Yankee clipper Alex Rodriguez has been getting lots of heat (including some ridiculous “Gay-Rod bashing) for the recent spread in Details magazine that features him kissing himself in the mirror, but dude kinda looks hot! The Details piece proves that New York’s $275 Million Man is nothing if not a blatant fucking narcissist, but what’s more interesting is how scared he is to delve into any details even remotely connected to his mysterious relationship with Madonna. He eventually reveals his favorite Madonna song, then calls the reporter the next day asking that the name of the tune not be revealed in the piece. “The last thing I want to do is go to every stadium and have them play that song,” Alex explains. WTF could the song be? “This Used to Be My Playground?” “Into the Groove?” How bad could it be?