Long time commenter Arch Noble’s blog is filled to the brim with  musings, humorous tirades and horny images, not to mention the startlingly realistic yet fantastic images. Like this one:

Zach Sire’s challenge of Photoshopping Zac Efron “straddling a giant cock.” Why don’t we have any friends again?We felt pretty ambitious about the lighting, shading and overall integration of the genitals into the shot before we realized that we were probably taking this challenge too literally.

It calls to mind the writings of Lorca, who combined reporting with science fiction, mystici

See it’s a penis! Cuz people think he’s secretly gayyyy.

Thanks Arch Noble!