Tired of wasting all your cash on shitty, overpriced coke? Sick of waking up at 5 p.m. with red eyes, bloody snot and a pounding headache the size of Colombia? No worries, hombre — the iPhone has your nose covered. With the fancy new <a href=”http://www.theisnort.com/isnort.html?” class=”front2″ target=”_blank”>iSnort application</a>, you can cut up all the virtual cocaine you want, roll up an actual $20 bill and virtually snort up the rail-thick virtual lines and blast your way to virtual glory! Watch the iSnort demo here: