Sundance Channel is showing “Green Porno” shorts showing people in animal costumes doing it. It’s not really about that, but it gets me all hot and bothered. This season’s about undersea creatures, and it’s weird and hilarious. Would it have killed them to have an Aquaman cameo? Perhaps he could be fucking a salmon? Everything goes better with Aquaman! The soundtrack is also quite weird and fantastic.

Love, Plushie.

The critically acclaimed series from Isabella Rossellini is back with a new batch of very short films about the reproductive habits of marine animals. GREEN PORNO is scientifically accurate yet extremely entertaining. Produced by Isabella Rossellini, Jody Shapiro and Rick Gilbert.

More it. Needless my disks broke really week look used. I will oil get smell will was use.

Here’s one about 6 foot long penises! More of them after the jump.

More after the jump

Here’s a tone poem to the labyrinthine vagina! Gross.

No salmon, an anglerfish, though. Reminds me of some of the bridge and tunnel crowd: