Hey I love crack cocaine and men in plush animal costumes as much as the next guy, but all I can say about this is WTF??! Some randomly bizarre group in Brooklyn called Club Animals (the people plush animals recently (in)famous for offering “Free Bouncy Rides” on the L train) have started something called the “Crack Candy Delivery Service” which will feature people plush animals showing up to deliver, well, crack candy. “We are personally delivering a 100% sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house on demand,” reads a post on the group’s website. “Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after you call or text for delivery.” One dollar gets you a few rocks of candy in a 1″ x 1″ crack bag. I wonder if these dudes know my buddy
Plushie Schwartz.