Adam Lambert? While checking out military guys turning each other on – I’m wondering why that’s so hot? Because he’s cute, ostensibly straight, yet putting a banana deep down his throat as if he were a true cocksucker. No small feat. But actually while that feels good when performed on your ding dong, it feels much better when your tip gets worked or you’re skullfucking someone till their eyes tear up. So I guess while it’s fine if your object of affection is a nanner, that ain’t how you suck dick.

Cocktails with Matthew Rush 013Incidentally he looks like a young Matthew Rush. Adam, there maybe a job waiting for you when you get out of the service!