Morality in media (they twisted folks who think that gay rights cause people to become mass murderers) has declared this wear a “White Ribbon Against Pornography” week. They call it WARPED FAMILY, err, WRAP FAMILY. ¬†Of course, they sell little ribbon magnets and pins, and what better way to let people know you are thinking about porn than to wear it on your lapel!
white ribbon against pornography
Just be sure you don’t wear a ‘white ribbon’ in your back pocket. People might mistake it for a hanky, and wearing a white hanky in your back pocket says you are into jerking off (left) or jerking someone else off (right)! And what’s better for jerking off than porn!?

UPDATE: Came across this gem on their website: ”

Entry into pornography addiction can be inappropriate swimsuit or lingerie images.”

As if the internet wasn’t bad enough, now you have to keep way from the beach!

Stupid straight people.