From booze and cigarettes to meals out and real estate, pretty much everything costs more $$$ in NYC. Or does it? With the Big Apple a central distribution point for imports headed towards other East Coast cities and beyond, certain items can be obtained at prices that are often lower than most of the country. And by certain items, I mean illegal ones like marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, heroin and all that fun stuff.

At least that’s what the drug website BlueLight.com’s unofficial 2010 Price Thread user survey seems to show, with several postings putting the cost of 1 gram of “dank buds” (really top quality shit) in NYC at $20. A random sampling of other areas prices has higher prices in places like East Tennessee for $30/gram and $25 in Orange County, Calif. Looking to get your hands of some? You’ve come to the wrong place, check out WeBeHigh.com — the New York City listing has info on everything from where to buy weed in NYC to how to avoid getting busted by the cops.

There is a certain amount of genius in singing this off-key on purpose. You have to be really talented to get it sounding real. Naturally, Taylor Swift’s performance on the Grammys was really bad, but at least we know she wasn’t lipsynching.  Via AntiTwink

Nobody saw this one coming. New Jersey toll booth workers are fucking pissed off and they fucking wanna make sure as fuck that you fucking know it! A new report reveals that Garden State toll booth attendants were the subject of 550 complaint letters in the last two years. Some lessons learned: Do not ever pay with pennies! Or twenties!

One collector called a driver a “fucking bitch” and threatened that he was going to “fuck her up.”

Attendant spit on his fingers before counting change to make it nice and phlegm-soaked.

Worker told driver who forgot her E-Z Pass that he would handcuff her and force a strip search if she didn’t pay the toll for the entire length of the turn pike

Attendant called somebody paying with a $20 bill “a fucking liar,” threw her change at her and told her to “get on the road & fucking die.”

Collector threw change back at driver and then sprayed her with an unidentified aerosol spray.

After a heated exchange of words, worker told one driver “I have your address and know where you live,” then called him a “nigger bastard.” Another attendant called one patron a “m.f. nigger.” Classy!

Another worker called one driver “white trash” in front of her fiancé and children. Another toll collector screamed that “You white people don’t listen.”

And think you can pay part of a toll with pennies? “Umm no no no.”

Look, this site ain’t for everyone, so don’t go whingeing to me in the comments, babies! StraightBoysFucking.com is Straight Sex shot for gay eyes. What’s that mean? It’s like going to the zoo and seeing a lion, versus going on safari. These studs are in their natural habitat, threesomes and fourgies and gangbangs.

Sure you could watch some ’str8′ guy, in a sad cubicle, desperate for money, manhandling his meat and going down all lackluster on his partner in a stupor. Or you could go to StraightBoysFucking.com and see horny guys really getting hard and dripping with precum over their true enthusiasms, living breathing women! The camera angles and the editing put you right in the middle of it, so to speak, with out showing  the ladyparts. You might see a boobie or two, but so what, wimp? A nipple is the same on a guy and a babe, even though some ladies have big silver dollar pancake aureolas, and that’s strange. But we’re all here because two straight people had sex (Unless your mom was a frigid bitch and you are a test tube baby and you’re kinda fucked up already, because everyone in your family kept hinting to you about it until you were 16).

See? Straight Sex, Gay Eyes. Here’s a free preview:

Harley, and Steve, two Austinites, show off their muscles, long cocks, and heavy loads in this Texas in this horny threeway!

Remember the dotcom bubble? Me neither! But this guy does. I think he’s still living in it. These sites have got to be seen to be believed!

Wait for the rubber ducky! Waaaaait for it! What? No dancing hamsters? Like a time capsule!

Hard to believe someone’s still paying for the server space for this site.

Remember that line in SuperBad? “I betcha she can really take a dick”? Well Murph can really take a dick. It’s true! Check out the free preview and then sign up. We’ve got to pay these cocksuckers somehow!

Licking dick and balls gets these two horndogs ready to screw… Tyler whispers to Murph “I want to… FUCK.” At first it’s slow, but soon he starts a full-on violation! You’ll be amazed at how flexible Tyler is, simultaneously slamming Murph’s wet exit and sucking his dick. That’ll make him blow his load, and when he does, step the fuck back.

This is a hell of a sleazy cum-filled romp!

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Everybody knows drinking and smoking is dangerous — inebriated car crashes, lung cancer, liver disease — but how’s this for a deadly combination? A Garden Stater (only in New Jersey, right?) tragically died last week after dropping a cigarette in his lap — instantly igniting vodka he had previously spilled on himself. The 40-year-old man then passed out, only calling 911 after waking up six hours later. Police had to bash down the dude’s door before rushing him to the hospital, where he died within hours from third-degree burns over his entire body.

I’ll admit, something doesn’t add up here — it this even possible?! —

At least one of these people has appeared in porn.

Remember when we told you about the NYC Department of Health’s contest to design the wrapper for a special edition of condoms? The DOH hands out more than 40 million free rubbers each and every year, and this year decided to let the people pick their favorite packaging for a limited-edition version of NYC jammy packs. Nearly 600 entries flooded in from the Big Apple — and all around the world — and now it’s time for you to pick the winner. Click here to vote on your favorite of five finalists.

I won’t lie and say I’m not underwhelmed by the five finalists, although the manhole cover design is pretty fucking ballsy. Yes, I’m pretty much gonna have to say I’m voting for that one. That or the power on. ‘Cause that’s how I roll: extra nerdy.

Medical marijuana is now legal in 14 states, but the effectiveness of prescription green is still widely disputed. That’s exactly what California’s Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research is trying to put an end to with its $8.7 million dollar study into the medicinal benefits of reefer — including the first clinical studies of smoked weed in America in more than 20 years (where do I sign up?) CMCR tests have shown some impressive results, like significant benefits for AIDS patients and reduction of muscle spasms in people with multiple sclerosis. But my favorite study found that vaporizer bongs are an effective way to deliver marijuana. Fuck, I coulda told you that for $50 and a tub of Cherry Garcia ice cream.

One person who ain’t waiting for study results is Cheech Marin — one half of the toke-joking duo Cheech and Chong — who appeared this week at the HempCon 2010 medical marijuana convention to roll out their new movie, Light Up America (which opens on 4/20, of course). “It’s a movement whose time has come,” Cheech says of legalization. “It’s inevitable.”