At first, you think, oh, it’s just another video of some guy wanking in a public bathroom, then, it cuts to him getting head from a hot blond guy in the doorway to facility. And then two more young guys come up with their uncut cocks out and join them! Love the one young guy with the back pack who can’t get enough of the blond guys really thick dick! And several times they have to run back to the urinals and stall, presumably someone was coming in!

But do the guys know they are being videotaped?  They don’t seem to.  Still, it’s good, old fashioned dirty public sex fun!  Nice!

1. They keep calling the priest’s collar his ‘dog collar.’ Is that what people call them in Italy? Because it does make the whole thing sound that much more kinky!

2. it says the reporter has an ‘gay accomplice’ and that one priest “put on his cassock to have sex with the reporter’s gay accomplice.” Umm. Did they pay this accomplice?  There is mention of escorts in the article, was this one of them?  Or did they find some slutty dude with a priest fetish? And if they paid the accomplice, doesn’t that open up some legal questions? AND, why keep saying ‘gay accomplice?’ Wouldn’t ‘accomplice’ be enough? The accomplice DOES have sex with the priests, so, really we know he’s ‘gay’.   Of course, the reporter really just wanted to make sure no one think him gay. God forbid!.

3. And finally, the magazine cover image has a man’s hands holding a rosary with his fingernails painted hot pink. They aren’t trannies! Stupid straight people.

Read the article here, and see more sexy priest pics here.

1. “When [the naked man entered], the startled female receptionist began screaming”

2. He was later identified by the same receptionist because: “his eyes are very blue and he has a good tan”

Cops: Man went naked to dental appointment – The Connecticut Post Online.

Via Obscurestore

Let’s hope they find a comfy home!

BUDDY BOOTHS FOR SALE – m4m.

Okay, so it is kinda dangerous – I’ve seen beer bottles and such fall on the crowd, and I guess some drunk queen could slip and tumble off. But it’s more like the ‘Running Of The Bulls’ in Pamplona – stupid, dangerous, and a great tradition!

Either way, the NYPD should really proof read these things before putting them out. Really.

1.  ALL CAPS!!!?

2. WEEKENDS should have an apostrophe

3. The second paragraph is a horribly mangled run on sentence.

4. Should say, ” IN THE PAST A LARGE NUMBER…”

5. The whole manages to avoid the words Gay, Lesbian, or LGBT.

Finally, isn’t this really a FDNY matter?

–That blonde-haired, blue-eyed Southern boy Davis from the The Real World: Denver is dropping his autographed Speedo from The Duel 2 on eBay for a mere $2,025!

– Why drop a couple hundred bucks on a hooker for the night when you can get pounded over and over forever by the
Stockade Rear Penetration Machine with a winning bid of just $825?!

– Take a sip out of this Totally Funny Penis Shot Glass! (after the jump)

– What the fuck would I do with this Custom 25-foot Inflatable Wizard with Blower from Jiangsu Province, China?

Open a magical fucking Chrysler dealership, duh!

– Authentic Haunted Gypsy Triple-Sex Wiccan Witch Ring from aunt Zsofika: $55.05.
Wiccan Gypsy Witch Threesome: Priceless!

I hate Sbarro’s just as much as the next guy… but not this much. … Don’t worry though… the location is still open.

via Stunt Car Crashes Into Times Square Sbarro’s – Midtown Lunch.

In retort, Midtown Lunch, you may not hate it that much, but we do. Sbarro’s, that foodcourt staple, was the  franchise that opened the floodgates allowing the devilworshipping media and retail conglomerates to turn Times Square into the festering disney-fied outdoor mall that is today.