Monkeys in St. Kitts steal drinks and get drunk on the beach! Just like us!

Fun fact: the drunker monkeys are more respected, better leaders then non-drinking monkeys!
Yay, monkeys!
Via AndIAmNotLying.com

Yeah, umm.   We knew that.  Just look at this from 2007 and this from 1997 and an article titled “cocaine found on money in miami” from 1985!

Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine – Yahoo! News.

Tired of wasting all your cash on shitty, overpriced coke? Sick of waking up at 5 p.m. with red eyes, bloody snot and a pounding headache the size of Colombia? No worries, hombre — the iPhone has your nose covered. With the fancy new <a href=”http://www.theisnort.com/isnort.html?” class=”front2″ target=”_blank”>iSnort application</a>, you can cut up all the [...]

With the mercury finally fucking rising all around town, what’s a better way to beat the heat than scarfing down some free ice cream? How about some fucking FREE FUCKING MAKER’S MARKS MILKSHAKES?! This summer you can get both, thanks to the awesome dudes at FreeIceCream.net. They’ve planned out an entire season of free frozen-treat [...]

I have no idea who this cute 20 year old Danish guy is, or what they are talking about (Arsenal Star?  Earned eight caps? Striker?) but I’d be happy to help him stumble out of a club with his pants falling down!

Dropped! Arsenal star Bendtner’s trousers… in shameful exit from club after team crash out [...]

JJ’s post about Joe Crocker reminded me of this fantastic footage of poor Amy where instead of singing the words she just sort of scats (as in Crothers, not poop) her way thru the song.  I know she has her problems, but, the whole thing is  seems kinda on purpose.  I always thought it was amazing. [...]

Ok, so I don’t normally click on the links for the cookie recipe or what have you that get forwarded by less internots savvy elderly folks in my fams… but my mother’s got a pretty good sense of humor. When she says she nearly wet her pants laughing, it means she probably did wee a [...]