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Wiener face slap!

dirty boy andy — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:24:01 +0000

In mainstream advertising no less.

Yes, yes, it’s obviously been created by an ad agency to go ‘viral’, but really, it is kinda dirty! In a gay way.

Thanks to Shaun!

Gay Emo Boys Shower

dirty boy andy — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 14:33:20 +0000

Okay, sounds kinda hot, right? (At least if you are into emo boys). Well, it kinda goes in a different direction (it is on youtube afterall).

Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Boys Who Like Boys

dirty boy andy — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:05:43 +0000

And who doesn’t!? Just from watching the preview video you can see that cute blond boy Josh knows his way around a cock! And with Jonah’s fat red beef stick that really counts!

Turns out, Jonah is just as eager to take care of Josh’s boy boner, too!

From DirtyBoyVideo.com

Every cityzen is just 18…

dirty boy andy — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:48:50 +0000

…and the only thing they do – they make love!

Welcome to the town!

“Gut Punching Action For Hot Young Boys”

dirty boy andy — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:56:26 +0000

So begins the wonderful copy on the on clearly foreign (and probably straight) owned “www.boys.net”

“Lecherous boys need no rest when wrapping their lips around big fat pistons of their friends and sucking them like crazy gagging for a massive cum load”

Using Google Translate just doesn’t cut it!

BUDDY BOOTHS FOR SALE – m4m

dirty boy andy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:43:38 +0000

Hey you pervs! The Butt Magazine buddy booths “set up for hot 3-way action” are for sale! As the central display of the “Butt in ASS” show at 45 Canal Street they are surely well broken in! The show continues thru Friday, July 11th, and is really worth making the trip to see!

Let’s hope they find a comfy home!

BUDDY BOOTHS FOR SALE – m4m.

Under water, no one can hear you f*ck.

plushieschwartz — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:35:23 +0000

Sundance Channel is showing “Green Porno” shorts showing people in animal costumes doing it. It’s not really about that, but it gets me all hot and bothered. This season’s about undersea creatures, and it’s weird and hilarious. Would it have killed them to have an Aquaman cameo? Perhaps he could be fucking a salmon? Everything goes better with Aquaman! The soundtrack is also quite weird and fantastic.

Love, Plushie.

The critically acclaimed series from Isabella Rossellini is back with a new batch of very short films about the reproductive habits of marine animals. GREEN PORNO is scientifically accurate yet extremely entertaining. Produced by Isabella Rossellini, Jody Shapiro and Rick Gilbert.

Here’s one about 6 foot long penises! More of them after the jump.

More after the jump

Here’s a tone poem to the labyrinthine vagina! Gross.

No salmon, an anglerfish, though. Reminds me of some of the bridge and tunnel crowd:

Stupid Porn – Winnie The Spew & Friends

Fiddler — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:31:31 +0000

Found on Gaytube – Winnie The Spew & Friends.

This is wrong in so many ways, I just don’t know where to begin. Made us cry a little bit. What makes it great is the bizzzzare soundtrack and kooky narration-poetry by none other than Tom Waits.

“He has no friends but he gets a lot of mail. I betcha he spent a little time in jail…” Tom gravels, while Yosemite Sam bangs Porky Pig in the ass. Twisted ass mashup.

Revenge of the Tig Ole Bitties

plushieschwartz — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:49:02 +0000

We could not believe it when we found Little Red Riding Hood Showing off her gigantor DOUBLE J Boobies to the big bad wolf These are not strap on boobies but they MUST be implants. It’s HILARIOUS when she gives the wolf a chance to gobble up her picnic basket. We’re surprised there’s no threesome with Granny! Of course that would just be gross.