NYCGuys.com » stupid straight people http://blog.nycguys.com Free Gay Porn Blog of Video, Pics, Links and naked men!! Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:17:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Twink floats back to Cuba! http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/05/25/twink-floats-back-to-cuba/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/05/25/twink-floats-back-to-cuba/#comments Wed, 25 May 2011 18:36:56 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=5347 “Twink floats back to Cuba on a used playstation 1 with no controllers and the wrong regional coding.”

At least that’s the promising headline for this incredibly stupid video of unattractive young guys drinking beer through a hose.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/05/25/twink-floats-back-to-cuba/feed/ 0 “Transmission of Gonorrhea Through an Inflatable Doll” http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/24/transmission-of-gonorrhea-through-an-inflatable-doll/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/24/transmission-of-gonorrhea-through-an-inflatable-doll/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:05:53 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=5042 So the Skipper got an STD by fucking a blowup doll immediately after the engineer (Gilligan?) ‘ejaculated’ into it. You’d think the Skipper would have felt the goo, no? Unless, of course, he was lying and, after 3 months at sea, caught the STD the old fashioned way. Really, sailors having sex with each other? Preposterous!”

If CSI, it’s a report (from 1996, apparently) where two doctors ’solved’ the mystery of a sailer who got gonorrhea from a blow up sex doll.


Remember, wash your toys!

Via: io9.com

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/24/transmission-of-gonorrhea-through-an-inflatable-doll/feed/ 0 “wait, don’t go tiny penis” http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/18/wait-dont-go-tiny-penis/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/18/wait-dont-go-tiny-penis/#comments Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:30:57 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=5019 Haven’t posted any STUPID PORN links in a long time! Here’s one we just couldn’t ignore!

It’s all about the cartoon at the beginning of the clip! Hilarious.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/18/wait-dont-go-tiny-penis/feed/ 0 You’ve Got the Smoothest Hands on the Ship! http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/03/youve-got-the-smoothest-hands-on-the-ship/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/03/youve-got-the-smoothest-hands-on-the-ship/#comments Mon, 03 Jan 2011 14:25:55 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4944 I know this is very politically incorrect, but the scandalous video from the Navy seems sort of funny to us! In a ‘Man Show’ sort of way.

Is it really that bad? It’s not like say, the American Family Association did it. I mean, isn’t everyone in the navy gay anyway?

The video sure makes it look like the USS Enterprise is fun place to serve our country! Besides, what do expect from a battleship named after Star Trek?

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2011/01/03/youve-got-the-smoothest-hands-on-the-ship/feed/ 0 Season’s Greetings http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/12/12/4834/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/12/12/4834/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:13:47 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4834 It’s Florida, you go to a church, sit in a pew, and the christmas play begins. Then, a camel falls on you.

I think the camel did it on purpose.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/12/12/4834/feed/ 0 Sarah Palin: Animal killer! http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/28/sarah-palin-animal-killer/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/28/sarah-palin-animal-killer/#comments Sun, 28 Nov 2010 20:10:24 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4788 Came across these images of Sarah Palin beating a fish to death on her stupid reality show and was reminded of this amazing press conference she gave a couple of Thanksgivings ago!

A wonderful conclusion to the Thanksgiving weekend!

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/28/sarah-palin-animal-killer/feed/ 0 We missed Anti-Porn week? http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/01/its-anti-porn-week/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/01/its-anti-porn-week/#comments Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:48:49 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4664 Morality in media (they twisted folks who think that gay rights cause people to become mass murderers) has declared this wear a “White Ribbon Against Pornography” week. They call it WARPED FAMILY, err, WRAP FAMILY.  Of course, they sell little ribbon magnets and pins, and what better way to let people know you are thinking about porn than to wear it on your lapel!
white ribbon against pornography
Just be sure you don’t wear a ‘white ribbon’ in your back pocket. People might mistake it for a hanky, and wearing a white hanky in your back pocket says you are into jerking off (left) or jerking someone else off (right)! And what’s better for jerking off than porn!?

UPDATE: Came across this gem on their website: ”

Entry into pornography addiction can be inappropriate swimsuit or lingerie images.”

As if the internet wasn’t bad enough, now you have to keep way from the beach!

Stupid straight people.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/11/01/its-anti-porn-week/feed/ 0 Queefer Madness! http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/12/queefer-madness/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/12/queefer-madness/#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2010 12:07:53 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4517 A recent Something Awful Photoshop contest was Porn Versions of Classic Films. These are the good ones:

Queefer Madness
Ejacula

These are the only good ones, the rest are sort of predictable and lame.   I mean, is Adam Sandler’s “50 First Dates” really a ‘classic’?  I guess to straight people it is.

Besides, the porn industry does all this one better, just check out this list of parodies that have actually been made!

And here is a bunch of TV show parodies that are actual porno movies, too!

Porn is fun!

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/12/queefer-madness/feed/ 0 How To Have Sexual Intercourse With An Inflatable Zebra http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/10/how-to-have-sexual-intercourse-with-an-inflatable-zebra/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/10/how-to-have-sexual-intercourse-with-an-inflatable-zebra/#comments Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:40:18 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4513 Yes.  Details instructions on how to have “va…vaginal inter-intercourse with a life-size inflatable zebra.

Intro here.

The real question is: Where do you get a giant life-size inflatable zebra complete with a pink pussy opening??

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/10/how-to-have-sexual-intercourse-with-an-inflatable-zebra/feed/ 0 Gaybashing at Stonewall Now in English! http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/08/gaybashing-at-stonewall-now-in-english/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/10/08/gaybashing-at-stonewall-now-in-english/#comments Sat, 09 Oct 2010 00:43:25 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=4494 Vicious anti-gay assault in the men’s room of the Stonewall Inn on Christopher Street. Literally last week’s news. However, we came across a site that took the original article and auto-translated from English to something else and back again.

Here’s a few gems:

“I don’t dislike merry people,” said Francis, shitting at a plateau in a wear slammer jumpsuit. “I don’t dislike anybody.”

And it goes on to describe the Stonewall as:
“…famous for actuation the merry rights shitting in 1969…”

Read the entire hilarious translation here!

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