NYCGuys.com » Cranky Fag

In case you hadn’t heard… Vatican hit by ‘gay sex scandal’ involving chorister says The Guardian

Fiddler — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:07:58 +0000

Guardian Headline:

Vatican hit by gay sex scandal

Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

Just in case you had no idea, a chorister is a choirboy, but all grown up. And one at the vatican is accused of procuring male prostitutes for one of Pope Adolf’s posse.

Note the Guardian used the words ‘gay sex scandal’ once again, as if it were the scandalous part. What it should read is that Vatican is hit hard by fucking blatant hypocrisy amid a male prostitution scandal!

Fuck you Nazi Pope and fuck you too guardian.co.uk!

Yeah, that’s what I call raising the level of discourse! The story also goes onto to talk about how “Gentleman in waiting” was involved in corruption of public works, etc. It’s all filtered through this lens: Homosexuality is disordered, and thereby where it lurks, so lurks corruption? See that still exists in the uppermost editorial echelons. You can detect it in the tone of the article.

I’m not saying the pimps and johns in this case are also victims, but I will ask, Is it because they work in a place that abhors homosexuality and thus are tainted not by the sin of being gay, but by an inferiority complex, by the artificial ‘criminality’ of gayness? Is it because of this that they are now more predisposed to the lure of criminal? They figure their sin cherry’s been popped so in for a penny in for a pound? They turned to crime not because they were gay, but because being gay was a crime?

Well too bad Jesus ain’t real so he can’t bring a can of pain and suck down on the Church that can’t manage to get his message of forgiveness out to it’s own peeps. What fucking good are they, if they can’t get the message of their own flying spaghetti monster right?

Anyway, noone’s been convicted yet, so I’ll shut my yap.

via Vatican hit by gay sex scandal | World news | guardian.co.uk.

Sherry Vine Parodies Taylor Swift, Evil.

Fiddler — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:15:53 +0000

There is a certain amount of genius in singing this off-key on purpose. You have to be really talented to get it sounding real. Naturally, Taylor Swift’s performance on the Grammys was really bad, but at least we know she wasn’t lipsynching. Via AntiTwink

One of My Balls is Hanging in the White House

Fiddler — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:06:17 +0000

As if the kerfuffle over ‘noted gay male’ Simon Doonan decorating the White House Christmas tree weren’t enough to set the right wing keening, Doonan’s managed to slip in ‘noted gay icon’ Hedda Lettuce alongside Warhol’s Chairman Mao and Obama’s face on Mount Rushmore.

Quoth the right wing fucktards:

Have a Merry perverted, Commsymp, egotistical Christmas!

Retorts Mx Lettuce:

I may never get equal rights, I may never be blond and pencil thin, I may never see Lady Gaga in concert this winter at Madison Square Garden (I could not get a ticket) but one of my balls is hanging in the White House with my name for all to see.

via Gawker.

Boy, they get bent out of shape about the PAGAN tradition of decorating a tree!

Read Hedda’s Account of how she got her face on the White House Christmas Tree!

Oy to the World!

dirty boy andy — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:02:35 +0000

Mike Diamond at Hanukkah Hairy’ at Eastern Bloc.

Hairy, horny, Jewish Men and the holiday season!

YouTube - Oy to the World!

Perversion Has Never Sounded Catchier!

plushieschwartz — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:09:05 +0000

Let’s just say it took me a few minutes to realize this was fake. The production values are so good that it actually looks like it was made in the late 80’s.

Fox Math! 59+35+26= 100% American 120% Conservative

Fiddler — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:21:45 +0000

via Norwonk on OpenSalon.coms.”

We’re smart enough to realize that these polls are not supposed to add up to 100% -it’s a battery of questions on a continuum – but Fox spins it by omitting the other questions is significant. The result always ends up with the country being 120% conservative.

Witty Woman Auctions Her Right To Wed

plushieschwartz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:45 +0000

In the past week the Gay Community has dealt with Meredith Baxter coming out and New York state voting down legislative action for gay marriage. Now one of its citizens is giving a metaphorical slap in the face to her local congressmen by auctioning off her fictitious right to wed on EBAY. All proceeds will go to The Point Foundation which provides financial support, mentoring, leadership training and hope to meritorious students who are marginalized due to sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression.

Mike Diamond – Jappy Hour

dirty boy andy — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:14:36 +0000

“If I lived here [Palm Springs], I guess I’d drink too much too!”

Mike D at his meanest and best!

YouTube – Jappy Hour.

Street Zen

dirty boy andy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:00:06 +0000

Health care = Rice Krispies?

dirty boy andy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:33:12 +0000

Yet another example of a well educated public when it comes to making informed health related decisions!

Don’t trust flu shoots? Don’t worry, just Snap, Crackle, and Pop your way to Immunity!

Really? REALLY??