Kinda takes the hot out of the whole thing.

1. They keep calling the priest’s collar his ‘dog collar.’ Is that what people call them in Italy? Because it does make the whole thing sound that much more kinky!

2. it says the reporter has an ‘gay accomplice’ and that one priest “put on his cassock to have sex with the reporter’s gay accomplice.” Umm. Did they pay this accomplice?  There is mention of escorts in the article, was this one of them?  Or did they find some slutty dude with a priest fetish? And if they paid the accomplice, doesn’t that open up some legal questions? AND, why keep saying ‘gay accomplice?’ Wouldn’t ‘accomplice’ be enough? The accomplice DOES have sex with the priests, so, really we know he’s ‘gay’.   Of course, the reporter really just wanted to make sure no one think him gay. God forbid!.

3. And finally, the magazine cover image has a man’s hands holding a rosary with his fingernails painted hot pink. They aren’t trannies! Stupid straight people.

Read the article here, and see more sexy priest pics here.

Skip to about 1:55 when the singing starts.  I can’t explain it.  It’s like eating popcorn.  Really, really annoying popcorn.  He’s probably really fun at the bars.

Via YouTube via TheSword.com

Thing is, I never thought of Mac & Cheese as something sexy to pour over myself. Certainly not DRY Mac & Cheese! Silly straight people.

Via NYMAG, and Gawker.

Vatican hit by gay sex scandal

Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

Just in case you had no idea, a chorister is a choirboy, but all grown up. And one at the vatican is accused of procuring male prostitutes for one of Pope Adolf’s posse.

Note the Guardian used the words ‘gay sex scandal’ once again, as if it were the scandalous part. What it should read is that Vatican is hit hard by fucking blatant hypocrisy amid a  male prostitution scandal!

Fuck you Nazi Pope and fuck you too guardian.co.uk!

Yeah, that’s what I call raising the level of discourse! The story also goes onto to talk about how “Gentleman in waiting” was involved in corruption of public works, etc. It’s all filtered through this lens:  Homosexuality is disordered, and thereby where it lurks, so lurks corruption? See that still exists in the uppermost editorial echelons. You can detect it in the tone of the article.

I’m not saying the pimps and johns in this case are also victims, but I will ask, Is it because they work in a place that abhors homosexuality and thus are tainted not by the sin of being gay, but by an inferiority complex, by the artificial ‘criminality’ of gayness? Is it because of this that they are now more predisposed to the lure of criminal? They figure their sin cherry’s been popped so in for a penny in for a pound? They turned to crime not because they were gay, but because being gay was a crime?

Well too bad Jesus ain’t real so he can’t bring a can of pain and suck down on the Church that can’t manage to get his message of forgiveness out to it’s own peeps. What fucking good are they, if they can’t get the message of their own flying spaghetti monster right?

Anyway, noone’s been convicted yet, so I’ll shut my yap.

via Vatican hit by gay sex scandal | World news | guardian.co.uk.

Quoth the right wing fucktards:

Have a Merry perverted, Commsymp, egotistical Christmas!

Retorts Mx Lettuce:

I may never get equal rights, I may never be blond and pencil thin, I may never see Lady Gaga in concert this winter at Madison Square Garden (I could not get a ticket) but one of my balls is hanging in the White House with my name for all to see.

via Gawker.

Boy, they get bent out of shape about the PAGAN tradition of decorating a tree!

Read Hedda’s Account of how she got her face on the White House Christmas Tree!

Hairy, horny, Jewish Men and the holiday season!

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