Mike Diamond checks out the sexy boys as they battle it out to be America’s Next Top!  With Mimi Imfurst at Detox!

Q:  What do you call a top in NY ?
A:  a tourist!
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Oooh ow. Really?
Via Fleshbot.

It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible:
“Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.”
“Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.”
True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn.  But come on. Nowadays Porno!  Thrusts to the very [...]

Gawker saw this before I got to it… and came to the same conclusion: Press Releases are Racist.

EPIC, a new luxury lifestyle, waterfront boutique hotel located in the heart of downtown Miami, is offering special rates for those visiting Miami to enjoy White Party Week events and festivities from November 25-30, 2009. Rates start from [...]

Yeah, yeah, everyone has their top 10 craziest, grossest, sexiest, whatever list from craigslist, but the real fun now a days is in their captchas!

Seems in their effort to prevent hookers from being mugged and killed, the word censors at CL neglected to take a look at the terms their own system is spewing out!
Thanks [...]

We admit it. While we love animals, we hate pets. I mean what’s the fucking point of inventing things like houses? Keeping out weather, invaders and animals! What’s the first thing people do when they buy a damn house or apartment? Fill it with plants and animals!
That being said, some of you out there are [...]

The elevator in our building has these tv screens that spout news stolen from outside sources like this gem…
“More than 8,700 infants end up in the emergency room each year because their car seats are used improperly outside the car”
Uhmmmm yer doin’ it worng!

via Car seats can be dangerous outside the car – USATODAY.com.

Just a quick note to let you all know that yes, FaceBook has DELETED the Plushie Schwartz profile, the bastards. However, the fan groups are still active!
Won’t you please let FaceBook know you support Plushie by joining it now? Just click here!
We’ve posted a whole slew of cool links to photos and reviews [...]

Love it or loathe it, Beer Pong is big business these days, what with the official World Beer Pong Tour (with several tournaments coming up in NYC) and the annual World Series of Beer Pong (coming this January to Las Vegas).
Drunken frat boys the world over are circle jerking rejoicing, but not the New [...]

Georgina forces Dan to break up with a celebrity (HILARY DUFF!) and Carter tries to marry the cousin of the girl Nate was fucking?!
OMG, it’s just not right, but one thing certainly was right on this week’s Gossip Girl. That has to be, like, how NYC indie gods Sonic Youth pop up in the last [...]