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Naked Marine Fires His Weapon

dirty boy andy — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 21:57:12 +0000

Okay, so he’s not the hottest naked marine we’ve ever seen, but still, he IS a marine. And he IS naked. And just look at the size of his rocket!

Silly Straight People!

How many soldiers can fit in a Port-A-Potty?

dirty boy andy — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 14:21:54 +0000

14. Yes. Fourteen young muscular military trained men crammed together in your standard portable toilet. Be all you can be!

Reminds us of the gem from the NYCGuys archives: Phone Booth!

“Does my butt look big in these fatigues?”

dirty boy andy — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:27:34 +0000

No idea where this is from or anything. But it’s funny.

“Don’t like girls, but I like guys!
Poke me in my big brown eye!”

Maybe I could make it in the Army!

Naked Soilder!

dirty boy andy — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:31:56 +0000

With a bazooka, no less! It would be sexier without those really geeky glasses.

Soldier Shrimps Soldier, hot.

dirty boy andy — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:40:36 +0000

We’ve all seen too many porn sites with fake, over-produced, staged “straight men” goofing around that turns sexual. Well, here is an example of the real thing. Authentic, fun and sexy, too.

Lick it.

adam shows how to deep throat a banana

plushieschwartz — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:31:52 +0000

Adam Lambert? While checking out military guys turning each other on – I’m wondering why that’s so hot? Because he’s cute, ostensibly straight, yet putting a banana deep down his throat as if he were a true cocksucker. No small feat. But actually while that feels good when performed on your ding dong, it feels much better when your tip gets worked or you’re skullfucking someone till their eyes tear up. So I guess while it’s fine if your object of affection is a nanner, that ain’t how you suck dick.

Incidentally he looks like a young Matthew Rush. Adam, there maybe a job waiting for you when you get out of the service!

NSFW: Do Your Part For Veteran’s Day By Watching This!

plushieschwartz — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:00:36 +0000

Show your support for those who served for our country this week by blowing your load to this new slice of fun from All-American Heroes…

Special Ops Robert came back to meet up with Petty Officer Tanner to talk about an extremely controversial issue, gays in the military. Surprisingly both men were for it. Robert told Tanner about how he came from a small town and that he grew up small minded until he had his first experience with a Platoon Officer who snuck into his bunker…

Sexually Confused Frat Boys – HOT!

dirty boy andy — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:22:59 +0000

No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com. It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan!

Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.”

Haha. Repressed Straight People.

Is this from Owen Hawk’s latest Dark Alley release?

Via Gawker: Our Embassy in Afghanistan Is Guarded by Sexually Confused Frat Boys.

6th Precinct = Pride Party Poopers!

dirty boy andy — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:53:40 +0000

We’ve been dangling off the fire escapes of Christopher Street to watch the Gay Pride Parade for, oh, 19 years! And the neighbors have been doing it for the full 40 years since the original gay riot. But for some reason this year, the NYPD has hung flyers up and down the block, ‘recommending’ we all not do this.

Okay, so it is kinda dangerous – I’ve seen beer bottles and such fall on the crowd, and I guess some drunk queen could slip and tumble off. But it’s more like the ‘Running Of The Bulls’ in Pamplona – stupid, dangerous, and a great tradition!

Either way, the NYPD should really proof read these things before putting them out. Really.

1. ALL CAPS!!!?

2. WEEKENDS should have an apostrophe

3. The second paragraph is a horribly mangled run on sentence.

4. Should say, ” IN THE PAST A LARGE NUMBER…”

5. The whole manages to avoid the words Gay, Lesbian, or LGBT.

Finally, isn’t this really a FDNY matter?

Iran VIDEO: The Uprising

dirty boy andy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:12:12 +0000

As an old punk rock/queer activist cum pornographer, I’ve always been attracted to anti-establishment imagery of standing up and fighting back. I was only 12 when Harvey Milk was murdered, but I’ll never forget how excited I was when I first saw footage of a row of burning police cars in San Francisco from the riots after his killer was convicted of manslaughter. Queers Rising Up! Gays actually rioting in the streets!

That has nothing to do with this video out of Iran, I just like how the cops ride there motorcycles into the protesters and end up having to run away, leaving one of their bikes burning in the street!

Also, at about 2:30 in to the clip, the injured cop the crowd helps out, is SMOKIN’ HOT!

Huffpost: Iran Updates VIDEO: Live-Blogging The Uprising.