NYCGuys.com » Stupid Gay Porn http://blog.nycguys.com Gay Porn Blogs, Pics & Dicks! Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:00:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 “The Danish, Dude. They Make Germans Look like Canadians.” http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/02/09/the-danish-dude-they-make-germans-look-like-canadians/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/02/09/the-danish-dude-they-make-germans-look-like-canadians/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:52:46 +0000 Fiddler http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=3202 That’s what the guy from FilmDrunk said anyway. This is an actual Danish film which came out in 1992 and it’s called…
Gayniggers from Outer Space. Yes, we said it. Denmark, man, WTF!

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FilmDrunk: Movie news you can make fun of via BoingBoing

Gayn—-rs from Outer Space tells the story of a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet “Anus” who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously oppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a “Gay Ambassador” to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life. Gay—–rs from Outer Space begins as a black-and-white film, but later turns to color. According to Lindberg, this was a “dramatic special effect” to illustrate “the world being freed from vicious women.”

“Check the Mental Analysis Machine!” more…

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]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/02/09/the-danish-dude-they-make-germans-look-like-canadians/feed/ 0 Won’t You Please Think Of The Models!? http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/02/02/wont-you-please-think-of-the-models/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2010/02/02/wont-you-please-think-of-the-models/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:00:47 +0000 Fiddler http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=3102 Piracy hurts the most vulnerable members of our community. Gay Porn Models. These guys are just trying to pay for college, get their teeth fixed, or just buy something nice for their mom’s birthday. It’s not all cock and coke!

To help a model please go to DirtyBoyVideo.com

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via YouTube – Chimp & Frog.

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Via Fleshbot.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/30/oooh-ouch-teeth-teeth-teeth/feed/ 0 Classic straight Stupid Porn http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/29/classic-straight-stupid-porn/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/29/classic-straight-stupid-porn/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:00:29 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=2235 It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible:

“Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.”

“Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.”

True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn.  But come on. Nowadays Porno!  Thrusts to the very uterus! UTERUS!  Hot.

When will people learn that automated language translations just don’t work very well?

NSFW (and, frankly not very appealing) link.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/29/classic-straight-stupid-porn/feed/ 1 New links, Halloween video on PlushieSchwartz.com http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/18/new-links-halloween-video-on-plushieschwartz-com/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/18/new-links-halloween-video-on-plushieschwartz-com/#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:09:16 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=2070 Just a quick note to let you all know that yes, FaceBook has DELETED the Plushie Schwartz profile, the bastards. However, the fan groups are still active!

Won’t you please let FaceBook know you support Plushie by joining it now? Just click here!

We’ve posted a whole slew of cool links to photos and reviews of Plushie’s recent antics including appearances with the super sexy Gio Black Peter!!

Plus, we’ve released a dark funky cool new re-mix of  ”Drinkie Schwartz” just in time for Halloween!
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You can see it  here!

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/10/18/new-links-halloween-video-on-plushieschwartz-com/feed/ 0 “YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES” – in Brooklyn! http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/26/you-will-eat-your-babies-in-brooklyn/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/26/you-will-eat-your-babies-in-brooklyn/#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:18:03 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=1893 The endlessly amusing Westboro Church – you know, the wacky family of ‘God Hates Fags’  fame – have arrived!   What fun!  My favorite is the sign in the lower left:  ”YOU WILL EAT YOUR BABIES”

Haha!  Silly straight people!  Don’t they know asshole babies never live?

I wonder where they are staying?

Students Turn Out — And Westboro Leaves – The Local – Fort-Greene Blog – NYTimes.com.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/26/you-will-eat-your-babies-in-brooklyn/feed/ 0 NSFW- Explicit cross-dressing gay fantasies! http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/23/nsfw-explicit-cross-dressing-gay-fantasies/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/23/nsfw-explicit-cross-dressing-gay-fantasies/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:43:57 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=1849 Just hideous.  How can you tell when a straight European company is trying to market to a gay audience?  They think trannies are what we want!   Totally amazingly horrible looking old men in pantyhose and cheap wigs!

And with copy like: “Cross-dressing gay dreams become reality” you know it’s gonna be good.

TheCrossDressers.com – Explicit cross-dressing gay fantasies captured on camera!.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/23/nsfw-explicit-cross-dressing-gay-fantasies/feed/ 0 This “Will Make Your Eyes Gush Vomit” http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/03/this-will-make-your-eyes-gush-vomit/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/03/this-will-make-your-eyes-gush-vomit/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:17:08 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=1603 How badly does your toilet training have to go for you to end up like this? We’re all for sexual expression and all, but, umm, somethings are better left between you and your Dominatrix.

Note: by ridiculing this guy we are actually participating in his kink, and satisfying it by furthering his humiliation.  Just thought I’d point that out in case you’re thinking we’re all being mean.

Via TheSword.com: Geriatric Baby Slut Will Make Your Eyes Gush Vomit.

]]> http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/03/this-will-make-your-eyes-gush-vomit/feed/ 1 Sexually Confused Frat Boys – HOT! http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/02/sexually-confused-frat-boys-hot/ http://blog.nycguys.com/2009/09/02/sexually-confused-frat-boys-hot/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:22:59 +0000 dirty boy andy http://blog.nycguys.com/?p=1573 No, it’s not the newest update from StraightBoysFucking.com.  It’s the latest on US Military outsourcing security in Afghanistan!

Contractors guarding the State Department facilities in Kabul have been “peeing on one another, simulating anal sex, doing “butt shots,” and “eating potato chips out of ass cracks.”

Haha.  Repressed Straight People.

not straightboysfucking.com

Is this from Owen Hawk’s latest Dark Alley release?

Via  Gawker:  Our Embassy in Afghanistan Is Guarded by Sexually Confused Frat Boys.

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