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Fuck me in the poo…

dirty boy andy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:59:16 +0000

POOL! It’s supposed to say pool. Stupid truncated headlines!

Kinda takes the hot out of the whole thing.

Gas mask music fun!

dirty boy andy — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:05:37 +0000

Does anyone know what the song is on this? The video is really great!

Update: The song is “Seconds” by Le Tigre, thanks to Daniel in the comments!

Calvin Klein Banned Ads

dirty boy andy — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:37:33 +0000

Remember these from the early 90s? Such a scandal back then, and so tame now! I especially enjoy the moshing sequence.

They do capture that avuncular quality that makes actual porn so ‘dirty’ feeling, don’t they? Oh, and the ladder helps.

CK BANNED ADS from UN NOUVEAU IDEAL on Vimeo.

WTF?

dirty boy andy — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:20:06 +0000

While surfing the usual sexed up blogs I surf every morning (for business purposes, of course!), I spotted this bit of oddness in a banner on the otherwise very sexy Jockstrapping.com:

I’ve highlighted the weirdness. What the fuck is that? A catheter? Is it sticking out of his ass? Is fluid running out of it? Here is the full banner, where you can see that thing is sticking out in the other shots, too.

Naked Marine Fires His Weapon

dirty boy andy — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 21:57:12 +0000

Okay, so he’s not the hottest naked marine we’ve ever seen, but still, he IS a marine. And he IS naked. And just look at the size of his rocket!

Silly Straight People!

“Gut Punching Action For Hot Young Boys”

dirty boy andy — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:56:26 +0000

So begins the wonderful copy on the on clearly foreign (and probably straight) owned “www.boys.net”

“Lecherous boys need no rest when wrapping their lips around big fat pistons of their friends and sucking them like crazy gagging for a massive cum load”

Using Google Translate just doesn’t cut it!

Brent Corrigan is NOT a dancer.

dirty boy andy — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:51:45 +0000

It’s only 4 minutes, but feels like an HOUR. It kinda looks like he is having a stoke. Someone in the crowd really should go up there and help him. As least put a pen in his mouth so he doesn’t swallow his tongue!

Newspaper sends man to have sex with priests

dirty boy andy — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:05:37 +0000

Came across this article via a link from TheSword, where some Italian news magazine set up hidden cams to catch priests having gay sex. TheSword links without any comment, but there are a few things that stood out for us right away.

1. They keep calling the priest’s collar his ‘dog collar.’ Is that what people call them in Italy? Because it does make the whole thing sound that much more kinky!

2. it says the reporter has an ‘gay accomplice’ and that one priest “put on his cassock to have sex with the reporter’s gay accomplice.” Umm. Did they pay this accomplice? There is mention of escorts in the article, was this one of them? Or did they find some slutty dude with a priest fetish? And if they paid the accomplice, doesn’t that open up some legal questions? AND, why keep saying ‘gay accomplice?’ Wouldn’t ‘accomplice’ be enough? The accomplice DOES have sex with the priests, so, really we know he’s ‘gay’. Of course, the reporter really just wanted to make sure no one think him gay. God forbid!.

3. And finally, the magazine cover image has a man’s hands holding a rosary with his fingernails painted hot pink. They aren’t trannies! Stupid straight people.

Read the article here, and see more sexy priest pics here.

Zombie Porn is NOT Art?

dirty boy andy — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:47:25 +0000

TheSword reports that Bruce LaBruce’s feature “L.A. Zombie” has been pulled from the Melbourne International Film Festival because, well, it’s a porno movie with zombies. And aliens.

The editor over there, Zach, seems to have stirred up some ire from fans for not liking Bruce LaBruce films, and suggesting that porn can’t be art. Of course, porn can be art. As much as art can be pornographic.

The bigger question, I think, is can zombies be art?

Via TheSword.com

Ginger kids can dance!

dirty boy andy — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:46:49 +0000

Bad Romance. Red head boy in his underwear (and gloves) dancing around, risky business style. You’re welcome.

Plus he’s got a big, fat cock. and cums loads! (and he’s cute, too!)