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“wait, don’t go tiny penis”

dirty boy andy — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:30:57 +0000

Haven’t posted any STUPID PORN links in a long time! Here’s one we just couldn’t ignore!

It’s all about the cartoon at the beginning of the clip! Hilarious.

Coffins for Porn Addicts

dirty boy andy — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 13:29:07 +0000

This has been floating around for the last few days, a company in Berlin is offering coffins decorated with images of naked men (or women if you are into that kind of thing.

It would be like you died… and woke up in the bathroom of the A-House in Provincetown!

Favorite part of the Reuters article: “Given estimates which suggest that around one in ten of Cologne’s population is homosexual” Umm. Isn’t that the estimate they say about everywhere?

Gay Emo Boys Shower

dirty boy andy — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 14:33:20 +0000

Okay, sounds kinda hot, right? (At least if you are into emo boys). Well, it kinda goes in a different direction (it is on youtube afterall).

Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Porpor & The Dol

dirty boy andy — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:46:02 +0000

Open on a sun drenched beach, a gentle breeze in the air. A bicyclist enters the frame, his shadow long on the sand…

You don’t often see real efforts at creating short films on xtube. Story lines, editing, reverse angles, romantic embraces on the seashore (except sponsor posts like this, this and this).

Well, enter Popor and the Dol!

Complete with closing credits!

Part One is here. You really have to love the bike riding with the inflatable doll. Really, what do you say when someone sees you?

Queefer Madness!

dirty boy andy — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 12:07:53 +0000

A recent Something Awful Photoshop contest was Porn Versions of Classic Films. These are the good ones:

These are the only good ones, the rest are sort of predictable and lame. I mean, is Adam Sandler’s “50 First Dates” really a ‘classic’? I guess to straight people it is.

Besides, the porn industry does all this one better, just check out this list of parodies that have actually been made!

And here is a bunch of TV show parodies that are actual porno movies, too!

Porn is fun!

How To Have Sexual Intercourse With An Inflatable Zebra

dirty boy andy — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:40:18 +0000

Yes. Details instructions on how to have “va…vaginal inter-intercourse with a life-size inflatable zebra.

Intro here.

The real question is: Where do you get a giant life-size inflatable zebra complete with a pink pussy opening??

Vagina bubbles from hell!!

dirty boy andy — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:20:04 +0000

Saw this over at boingboing. Some gay ninja is having a strange ninja interaction with a female ninja. Then she pulls out her ’secret weapon’!

Gay ninja fights back, but it’s too late! Lady ninja’s vaginal suds are on the loose and take gay ninja down! Finally the truth about vaginas: vaginas attack men? and should avoided at all costs!

via: Dangerous Minds

Wait. What?

dirty boy andy — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 02:42:52 +0000

Really? See, this is what happens when you let straight people shoot gay porn.

I mean, umm, ‘milk squirting boys’? Literally? Wings and a red witch hat?

Stupid, stupid straight people.

Jerking on my F-16

dirty boy andy — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:11:25 +0000

This is our new favorite xtube poster!

Turn Ons: “Fucking objects and hot girls.”
(is there even a difference?)

He goes on to explain: “I love to fuck objekts like swords, airplanes, statues”
(who doesn’t!)

Here he is masturbating onto a model F-16!

The embed codes from xtube aren’t working, so here is the link.

Every cityzen is just 18…

dirty boy andy — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:48:50 +0000

…and the only thing they do – they make love!

Welcome to the town!