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Hey ain’t it about time them bitches hit up the gym and lose some of that Alpo weight before the winter rolls in!
This Twitter picture post is from the downtown gym of designer Charlotte Ronson (DJ Samantha’s twin) and all I can say it that those lucky little puppies have a much fucking nicer workout space than I do. Fucking bitches…
The year 2009 has been a huge one for scary entities — what with all those homoerotic, orgy-loving vampires on HBO’s True Blood and the brain-munching undead of Zombieland.
The freaky frights continue Saturday with a little holiday we like to call Halloween, when ladies dress up as slutty nurses/maids/librarians/princesses/policewomen/bumblebees/rhododendrons/etc. and dudes dress up in whatever they can get away with to hang out with the slutty nurses/librarians/etc. NYC’s big East Village Halloween Party is the biggest Big Apple bash, where “Hundreds of Puppets, 53 Bands, Dancers and Artists, and Thousands of other New Yorkers in Costumes of their Own Creation” stumble up 6th Ave., then descend upon watering holes the city over to get liquored up enough to attempt a real vampire orgy. If you wanna skip the parade and go straight to the boozing, our friends at MyOpenBar.com have a rundown of the best free-booze options for the big night, including their own Halloween Freak Out at Greenpoint’s Callbox Lounge, the “douchiest sports bar in town.” Or if your in the mood to hang with some of the biggest assholes in the world, Vice magazine is throwing a massive Brooklyn warehouse bash to celebrate its 15th anniversary with a budget of $250,000!
HOLY FUCKING MOLEY! That dude is HUUUNG. Does he faint when he gets hard? Stick it in me nerd!
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He pauses for a split second then brings his t-shirt to his mouth as he tentatively takes a taste of his own seed. He lets it slosh around his mouth a little bit as he considers what he’s doing the eagerly laps up the rest of his load off that shirt. Greedily sucking on the fabric until every last drop of that stuff is in his mouth and down his throat!
Something tells me we just witnessed the birth of a new cum pig. Way to go, Jackson!
Mike Diamond checks out the sexy boys as they battle it out to be America’s Next Top! With Mimi Imfurst at Detox!
Q: What do you call a top in NY ?
A: a tourist!
Check out all Mike’s videos here!
It’s been forever since we’ve come across straight porn copy this terrible:
“Teens and hardcore are dictating their will in nowadays porno.”
“Imagine your female neighbor in years twitching under the pressure of your powerful thrusts to the very uterus.”
True, we just aren’t surfing that much straight porn. But come on. Nowadays Porno! Thrusts to the very uterus! UTERUS! Hot.
When will people learn that automated language translations just don’t work very well?
Gawker saw this before I got to it… and came to the same conclusion: Press Releases are Racist.
EPIC, a new luxury lifestyle, waterfront boutique hotel located in the heart of downtown Miami, is offering special rates for those visiting Miami to enjoy White Party Week events and festivities from November 25-30, 2009. Rates start from $119 – $249 per night, proceeds from each room booked will be donated to Care Resource.
To book, guests can visit www.epichotel.com and enter the rate code “WHITE.”
Whaa? Only party goers who are white? Maybe I’m wrong but that’s illegal. To the uninitiated (anyone who isn’t a circuit party queen) this just doesn’t scan well.
The Hotel couldn’t be reached for comment, but we imagine their response would be something like this: Puhleeeze. You know what we meant!
Oh yeah. We know.
Last night at Happy Hour we talked about all the other terms that are racist but we most people don’t think about: whitelist/blacklist, white trash, Indian Summer, Going Dutch (who hates on the Dutch?!), getting gypped (racist to Gypsies, srsly!) red herring (anti-Norwegian) and Getting Spayed (pet-ist and also sounds like ‘spade’).
You guys – bigotry isn’t a joke – but sometimes its funny (when it’s not happening to you).
The Last Masquerade : Halloween Night.
I don’t know if this is the premise for Hostel 7 or a really awesome rocking fucking good time sex party. Whatever it is, they use our favorite archival footage of George Putnam, a 1940’s conservative demagogue who railed against newstand filth. Not a bad advertisement for a Halloween Party! Smut Smut Smut!
Three vast spaces in the dark heart of Brooklyn have been re-imagined for an all-night adventure. Over three dozen artists and performers will infuse these forgotten structures with a pre-apocalyptic fairy-tale built on music, mischief and a heavy dose of the unexpected.
First is “The Chapel”, a 114 year old brick and iron fortress with 26ft ceilings draped with art and intrigue; then “The Sanctuary”, with five areas of performance, lounges and dance floors spread across three floors; and finally “The Ever After” a beautifully warm loft and open air terrace with music and performance continuing past dawn.
http://www.thelastmasquerade.com/
Thanks Danger List!
