Marijuana ain’t just for getting stoned anymore. The mighty force called Modern Science has spent many decades building a better bud, and the seemingly infinite number of colorful and fragrant strains they’ve bred have been celebrated with such events as Amsterdam’s annual Cannabis Cup (the Oscars/Grammys/Super Bowl/Olympics of weed) and High Times magazine, which always features a Playboy-like centerfold spread featuring massive crystallized buds and bushy leaves taking the place of buxom blonds with heaving tits and shaved pussies.

With so many kinds of kind out there, how can you know which to put in your pipe? Check out’s impressive tally of the 10 Best Marijuana Strains, which runs the gamut of 1989 Cannabis Cup winner Big Bud through the “extremely rugged” Afghan.

Happy smoking!