Nobody saw this one coming. New Jersey toll booth workers are fucking pissed off and they fucking wanna make sure as fuck that you fucking know it! A new report reveals that Garden State toll booth attendants were the subject of 550 complaint letters in the last two years. Some lessons learned: Do not ever [...]

Look, this site ain’t for everyone, so don’t go whingeing to me in the comments, babies! StraightBoysFucking.com is Straight Sex shot for gay eyes. What’s that mean? It’s like going to the zoo and seeing a lion, versus going on safari. These studs are in their natural habitat, threesomes and fourgies and gangbangs.
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Remember the dotcom bubble? Me neither! But this guy does. I think he’s still living in it. These sites have got to be seen to be believed!
Wait for the rubber ducky! Waaaaait for it! What? No dancing hamsters? Like a time capsule!
Hard to believe someone’s still paying for the server space for this site.

Remember that line in SuperBad? “I betcha she can really take a dick”? Well Murph can really take a dick. It’s true! Check out the free preview and then sign up. We’ve got to pay these cocksuckers somehow!

Licking dick and balls gets these two horndogs ready to screw… Tyler whispers to Murph “I want [...]

Everybody knows drinking and smoking is dangerous — inebriated car crashes, lung cancer, liver disease — but how’s this for a deadly combination? A Garden Stater (only in New Jersey, right?) tragically died last week after dropping a cigarette in his lap — instantly igniting vodka he had previously spilled on himself. The 40-year-old man [...]

At least one of these people has appeared in porn.

Remember when we told you about the NYC Department of Health’s contest to design the wrapper for a special edition of condoms? The DOH hands out more than 40 million free rubbers each and every year, and this year decided to let the people pick their favorite packaging for a limited-edition version of NYC jammy [...]

Medical marijuana is now legal in 14 states, but the effectiveness of prescription green is still widely disputed. That’s exactly what California’s Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research is trying to put an end to with its $8.7 million dollar study into the medicinal benefits of reefer — including the first clinical studies of smoked weed [...]

Gay Porn – Chris is cute and kinda nerdy on the outside. But it turns out he’s a well hung sex monster on the inside! Turns out that he and his GF are traveling around the US doing porn, fucking girls and guys. It’s always the quiet ones! We love Chris’s long uncut cock and [...]

Whether this is a lowering of the revered and reviled museum’s standards or an entree into the highbrow for musician Animal Collective, is for others to decide. We’re fans, big big fans of the very sexy (ahem, not in this picture!) Animal Collective and big fans of the Guggenheim (or the Güg as we like [...]