The call to 911  by a guy complaining about being solicited for sex: 

“Like he’s gay like he wanted to get in my truck and do something,” said the truck driver. “He looks like he feminine. He looks like a woman, but he’s a man,” 

Man seeks sex: Rest-area incident — OrlandoSentinel.com.

I thought 911 was for, like, when there was a fire, or someone was having a heart attack.  Besides, the perp doesn’t look THAT feminine.  I little queen-ish maybe, but not all out ‘feminine.”

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