We all know how popular the fleshlight is, but now comes the ‘autoblow’ promising a realistic blow job sensation.  The site offers some sensational sales copy:

“The Autoblow can help prevent the spread of disease and unwanted pregnancy.” Right.  Because you are alone.  No cholesterol, either.

“If you go to a prostitute, a blowjob can run you between $50-$150,” so, the logic goes, paying $99 for this thing is truly a bargain!

And the testimonial:

“it does take a lot of the labor out of jerking off” Because, really, who hasn’t wished masturbating wasn’t so labor intensive!  All that stroking… so exhausting.

The downside is if you are OVER 6.5 inches in GIRTH.  Then you have to get the Autoblow Max. Doesn’t say if batteries are included.

Gay Male Sex Toy – Autoblow Hands Free Male Masturbation Toy.