Slow news day? Fox News can’t count.
My first tip off should have been when they called the area around “Houston and Lafayette Streets, in a hip neighborhood in downtown Manhattan” but Fox news has got its bloomers in a twist over a CK ad in Soho that’s been up since February.
Yeah, it’s less a neighborhood than an outdoor fucking shopping mall. It figures that some tourists were shocked. Let’s cut the shit FOX, you don’t like it cause it shows two guys touching. Which means that it’s cool. If you don’t like a thing, FOX, that makes it better.
“It’s soft pornography is what it is,” said Laurie Baranowski, who said she was in New York for a visit. “I don’t think that just because you put Calvin Klein’s name on it makes it acceptable. It’s a beautiful picture, but I don’t think that that’s the place for it.”
Right, and now I will come to your town and tell you where you can put your Taco Bells you ignorant cow. Your town is not the place for it. Leave my town out of it. But don’t worry, all the seediness that might offend your soccer mom walnut sized brains has been purged and replaced with a Hollister store, JUST LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR FUCKING TOWN.
