I’m a chickenhawk and you’re a chicken! D. Billy from  the blog ANDIamNOTlying.com was eating lunch at a place in the east village, and a small hawk flew in the restaurant and tried to steal his lunch.  It’s a real place in the village, I have no reason to disbelieve the story.  It is truly WTF?!

The hawk just sat there for a little while, getting jerk BBQ sauce all over its talons and looking all emo, until it was spooked by the restaurant’s delivery guy walking in, whereupon it shot past all of us into the kitchen.

Excuse Me, Waiter…? There’s a Large Bird of Prey in My Soup..