‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
One hundred percent hilarious. I knew it all along. That wallabies got stoned, that is. Wait? isn’t that a kangaroo? You mean they’re the same thing? Does that make me racist? It’s from the BBC so it must be true:
‘Stoned wallabies make crop circles’
Wallabies have been observed acting strangely in poppy fields
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around “as high as a kite”, a government official has said.
Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.
She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.
Australia supplies about 50% of the world’s legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.
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