Yup.  Someone stuck the business ends of TWO hammers up his ass.  And, of course, had to go to the hospital to get them out.  And, naturally, the reason he did it was to work out his constipation.  Yup.

There is a picture, too.   Wonder if there is a video of it on xtube?

Hammer as “cure” for constipation? – Boing Boing .

Is that Darth Vader?  NSFW link!