Gayletter, a weekly events listing purports to be able to “sniff out the strongest Martini in the tri-state area.” I purport that they are mother fuckers. They don’t know their cock from their tail. There’s no ‘strongest martini’ or lychee martini(or vodka martini for that matter, but that’s the subject for a longer debate than we have space for here). A martini is by definition booze+booze. So it’s not strongest, as much as largest that matters.

All that being said, the GAYLETTER is a great little listing of the week. Like that old gay rag HX without the hooker ads, and much better writing plus the irreverence of the internet.