Looks like it’s gonna be a little bit harder to get your smack, crack and prescription whack this summer. A major shortage of top-shelf narcotics in NYC is expected never going to happen following despite the arrest of a Cuban national who supposedly ran a car dealership in Miami but has been busted and charged with importing vast amounts of coke to NYC for use in our finest crack houses.

In an even more spectacular grab earlier this month, more than $30 million worth of heroin was seized when narcotics officers busted a gang that was stuffing china white into cute fluffy Build-a-Bear stuffed toys in the Bronx then distributing the stuff around the tri-state area under stamps like Barack Obama, Swine Flu and Crime 360.