Rats!
Did you know that they are as many as eight rats per human currently crawling around New York City? That every day, 80 people in the City call 311 to complain about rats in and near their abodes? And that a single female rat slutting herself around town can bang out as many as 285 brand new little rats in just one fucking year?!
Which brings us to the giant pitcher plant, a rodent-eating species that British botanists on Mount Victoria in the Philippines recently discovered and is believed to be the largest meat-eating shrub in the world. The pitcher lures rats into its slipper-shaped mouth with a sweetly-alluring concoction, then digests the victims with an acidic enzyme that earns the shrub comparisons to Audrey the flesh-eating plant from the 1986 movie Little Shop of Horrors. You gotta see the pitcher plant in action — check out some gnarly video of one trapping a rat here: