Requires no more explanation. He’s explained quite enough, thank you.

and from the now defunkt black table blog:

Number 1…

Dress like a bunny, poke a carrot in my butt – w4 – 26 (Garland Area) – w4 – 26

I have it all; a running car with a sunroof, a new laptop, an apartment with hardwood floors, and a job that makes me happy. But I’m missing one thing. I’ve always wanted someone to dress like a bunny and stick a carrot in me.
I am: 26, white, feminine, red/brown hair, emerald eyes, 5’4″, thinnish, and natural 34C’s.
You should be: 18-40, any race, sex, sexuality, or build.
The bunny costume need not be too original, maybe some face paint or a set of ears. Bonus points given to full on Easter style costumes and a tail. Points taken away if you dress like Frank from Donnie Darko, that shit freaks me out. I’ll supply the lube and maybe the bag of carrots. Extra bonus points given if you actually grow your own in the backyard or whatever.
Preference given to those who send a picture of themselves in some sort of bunny costume. My place or yours–I’ll give you beer, software, or a book from my small but growing library (hopefully you like science).
Thanks!
-C

People, you just can’t make this shit up.