Ok, no surprise, based on the woman’s appearance but embarrassing to admit at your local school board meeting, right? 56 year old schoolmarm, Deborah Parish, to further her abstinence message made the point that you can ‘attain ”sexual satisfaction without taking their clothes’ off. Then she drops the bomb, that she’s ‘technically’ a virgin.

But it turns out she showed up at an alcohol awareness discussion, not sex ed debate. Good job, noob! Is “Technically” code for getting it up the ass?