Xeni from BB, is posting these all day. Perfect size for a tweet!  Warning you, some of them are reaaaaally nerdy like “yo mama so FAT32, NTFS won’t even give her permission.” These are my favorites.

* Yo momma so ugly, she make goatse cry for a unicorn chaser. (@xenijardin)

* Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.(@xenijardin)

** Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet. (@thelizupdate )

via Boing Boing: The Nerdy Dozens.

Follow her @xenijardin