UPDATE: Gawker reports it has confirmation from the set of Levi’s Playgirl shoot that he has just posed naked with a hockey stick: “His ass is as smooth as a Sade song.”

Yes, somewhere in NYC sometime this week Levi Johnston is taking off his jeans and flashing his johnson as he poses nude for an upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine. The studly father of Sarah Palin’s grandson told People of the shoot: “I’m excited for it. I’ve been working hard getting ready for it and I’m just as excited to get it over with . . . I’m just going to show up and do my thing.”

The spread hasn’t even been printed yet, but that didn’t stop Levi from winning adult website Fleshbot’s Crossover Star honor at its first annual Fleshbot Awards. But let’s get to the important part. How big is his dick?! “A lot of people ask that, but you’re just going to have to wait until next week when the magazine comes out. You will have to wait and see.”