The next time some asshole steals your stash, please keep your cool and DO NOT CALL THE POLICE!! Yeah, getting your marijuana snagged sucks and all, but the thing is possessing weed is illegal and your will invariably get yourself arrested, thrown in the slammer and maybe even fitted into one of those atrocious orange jumpers.

But the threat of incarceration wasn’t enough to deter one couple from Kansas, who were recently robbed of some primo ganja at gunpoint and dialed 911 to report the crime. They were arrested on several drug-related charges.

It’s hard to top that kind of brash stupidity, but weed growers in Los Angeles may have done just that. Three men were busted in a raid last week after cops became suspicious of a strong marijuana smell coming from a building just 25 feet away from an LAPD station. The cops investigated, got a warrant and searched the building, finding a massive grow room with dozens of happy little plants.