Stick a Dick In It!
Nov.22, 2009 in
NYCGuys, Plushie Schwartz
Apparently I’m not the only dude out there willing to stick my cock pretty much anywhere it will fit. Sure, humans and their many orifices still top my list of things to fuck, but ever since I first discovered masturbation in locker room of my sixth grade gym class, I’ve been all about experimenting with different ways to get off.
And so have our friends at Vice, who put together a feature called The Technology of Teenage Kicks. It’s basically a guide to/critique of six DIY jerk-off techniques, each rated for effectiveness, difficulty and kink factor:
The BALONEY SOFA, the SANDWICH BAG FILLED WITH HAND LOTION and the BAGUETTE WITH JELLY
What’s your favorite?
