Nobody saw this one coming. New Jersey toll booth workers are fucking pissed off and they fucking wanna make sure as fuck that you fucking know it! A new report reveals that Garden State toll booth attendants were the subject of 550 complaint letters in the last two years. Some lessons learned: Do not ever pay with pennies! Or twenties!

One collector called a driver a “fucking bitch” and threatened that he was going to “fuck her up.”

Attendant spit on his fingers before counting change to make it nice and phlegm-soaked.

Worker told driver who forgot her E-Z Pass that he would handcuff her and force a strip search if she didn’t pay the toll for the entire length of the turn pike

Attendant called somebody paying with a $20 bill “a fucking liar,” threw her change at her and told her to “get on the road & fucking die.”

Collector threw change back at driver and then sprayed her with an unidentified aerosol spray.

After a heated exchange of words, worker told one driver “I have your address and know where you live,” then called him a “nigger bastard.” Another attendant called one patron a “m.f. nigger.” Classy!

Another worker called one driver “white trash” in front of her fiancé and children. Another toll collector screamed that “You white people don’t listen.”

And think you can pay part of a toll with pennies? “Umm no no no.”