Going to the Rusty Knot on a wintery Monday is kinda like bringing hipster Williamsburg into a bar in the West Village. Actually, it’s exactly like that, because every Monday evening the Knot offers a free disco party bus full of free beers that takes partiers from the epicenter of Williamsburg (the Bedford L train stop) and the so-called nexus of the Universe (1st and 1st in Manhattan) and whisks them directly to the Knot, which is in  the middle of fucking nowhere (1 block from the Hudson river).

Once there, though, the kitsch-filled nautically-themed bar offers a fish tank, a pool table, boardwalk-themed fried food (fried oysters and clams) and a wide variety of over-priced local brew and craft beer. But fuck all that, it’s all about the so-called Old Man brew, which is a small pull of Busch Lite. Don’t like Busch? Well then fuck off, you’re not allowed on the party bus back to Brooklyn!