Here’s a hot tip for you: if you’re dealing large amounts of marijuana out of your house, don’t go to answer the door with a blazing joint in your hand. That’s what a 40-year-old man in Nebraska supposedly did in 2007 when a Narcotics Task Force knocked on his door after receiving an anonymous Crime Stoppers tip that he was selling the green stuff.

Because of the joint and the heavy smell of weed emanating from his house, the cops got a warrant and the subsequent search turned up 62 fucking pounds of marijuana, much of it in bales. He pleaded guilty to possession with intent to deliver and this week was sentenced to 1-3 years in jail.