Vicious anti-gay assault in the men’s room of the Stonewall Inn on Christopher Street. Literally last week’s news. However, we came across a site that took the original article and auto-translated from English to something else and back again.

Here’s a few gems:

“I don’t dislike merry people,” said Francis, shitting at a plateau in a wear slammer jumpsuit. “I don’t dislike anybody.”

And it goes on to describe the Stonewall as:
“…famous for actuation the merry rights shitting in 1969…”

Read the entire hilarious translation here!