First Mayor Bloomie banned smoking in public spaces, then he raised the sales tax on smokes like several fucking dollars a pack, and now this! The NYC Board of Health is pushing new law that will require tobacco retailers around the city to post signs (like the one pictured) warning about the dangers of cancer sticks with graphic pictures (like that X-ray-looking thing with the black fungus invading what were once pink happy lungs).

“This ensures that any customer contemplating a tobacco purchase visually sees the health effects of tobacco use, explains a press release from the city.

What’s next? Are they gonna ban ads that show how fucking cool you look when you’re puffing away on a ciggie and how everybody will want to fuck you cause you look so cool? Too late — everybody already knows that anyway.

Not that we smoke anymore.