I’ve seen my share of shitty fake I.D. cards over the last decade bartending around town, which I’ve always found kinda surprising. One would assume the proliferation of online phony identification dealers and readily available high-quality laser printers would arm underage imposters with some decent fakes. Apparently the good old days of razor blades and lamination machines really aren’t that far behind! Check out these absurd fakes:

Someone needs to tell Jose that his slutty girlfriend needs her own I.D.:

A redheaded girl with an Indian woman’s I.D.? Good luck there:

Actually, maybe this one is acceptable in West Virginia:

White woman, black dude. Work’s every time — on blind bouncers:

Something tells me this guy wasn’t just trying to drink a few Bud Lights before his 21st birthday:

The infamous “McLovin” I.D. from that movie Superbad! It’s super rad: