You see, we have this fan in Mexico who comments [on a gay porn tube site] on all our videos, mostly in ALLCAPS. But my Spanish is lousy to the point of hilarity.  Arch, our earnest reader has done us the favor of translating a comment from yesterday…

“Que rico Hombre que Vergota que Webotes esta bien wapo me pone a 1000 este hombre es muy sexy y me prende waoo padrisimo este video y este caballero”

Translated correctly reads:
“What a hot guy — such a huge dick and big balls — he’s super handsome and making me fucking horny; he’s really sexy and got me so hard. Wow, this dude and video are awesome.”
Not:

“This guy has a great dick for a size queen like me. He’s handsome and I’d pay a 1000 [? he doesn’t say 1000 what] for him. He’s very sexy and this guy and this video make me super hard. ”

But what about the 1000? What does the 1000 mean?! Does Vergota actually mean size queen? what’s a Webotes! “Did you mean Webnotes?” No, Google I did not. Some things we may have to be dragged, wrapped in an old rug to our shallow unmarked grave without ever knowing!

Shitty segue alert. In other news, we put this video up there too: