Man with Britney Tattoo Steals Dog from Gay at Gay Bar

A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar. Forty-eight-year-old Brian Dortort says he let a man hold the Chihuahua for a moment during a friend’s birthday party, then both of them disappeared.

Police say a suspect has been identified, but it’s up to the Broward State Attorney’s Office to decide whether to an issue an arrest warrant.

When will the Gay on Gay Crime Stop?!!!

Image above for illustration purposes only, and not an actual photo of the suspect or the chihuahua, which, if you happen to see, you should call by the name of Hudson Hayward Hemingway. Despite the fact this sounds like a plotline from Legally Blonde, we sincerely hope the dog finds its way back to Mr. Dortort. It’s awful to lose a pet.

Via  Towleroad, More than gay news. More gay men.