Georgina forces Dan to break up with a celebrity (HILARY DUFF!) and Carter tries to marry the cousin of the girl Nate was fucking?!
OMG, it’s just not right, but one thing certainly was right on this week’s Gossip Girl. That has to be, like, how NYC indie gods Sonic Youth pop up in the last ten minutes in time for Rufus and Lily to finally get hitched (as we find out that rock star Rufus was once in a band that once opened for SY). Bassist Kim performs the ceremony, then the rest of the Youths strap ’em on and bust out a lovely acoustic version of “Star Power.” Fetch!

This show is fucking bizarre!