This is change I can believe in. Check out the brand-spanking new

Barack Obama blotter LSD:

This goes perfectly with the
Prez Obama ecstasy pills that turned up in various U.S. cities last year. I challenge you to come up with a better place to try Candy Flipping (dropping acid and downing E) than in the fucking White House!

OR if hard narcotics are more your style, get your hands on a bundle of those OBAMA-stamped bags of heroin that upstate New York cops seized a few months back.
It’s better than a flight on Air Force One!