One of My Balls is Hanging in the White House
As if the kerfuffle over ‘noted gay male’ Simon Doonan decorating the White House Christmas tree weren’t enough to set the right wing keening, Doonan’s managed to slip in ‘noted gay icon’ Hedda Lettuce alongside Warhol’s Chairman Mao and Obama’s face on Mount Rushmore.
Quoth the right wing fucktards:
Have a Merry perverted, Commsymp, egotistical Christmas!
Retorts Mx Lettuce:
I may never get equal rights, I may never be blond and pencil thin, I may never see Lady Gaga in concert this winter at Madison Square Garden (I could not get a ticket) but one of my balls is hanging in the White House with my name for all to see.
Boy, they get bent out of shape about the PAGAN tradition of decorating a tree!
Read Hedda’s Account of how she got her face on the White House Christmas Tree!
