Oh my fucking God dude in this video is high as fuck! He’s a graduate of Med Grow Cannabis College — the first medical marijuana trade school in Michigan — and when he sits down in front of the camera to talk about it, his blood-shot eyes glow so red he looks like a vampire. The school teaches the business of cannabis cultivation in one of 14 states that have legalized it for medicinal use.

Out West, California’s Oaksterdam University offers 13-week semesters with courses in everything from horticulture and history to economics and law. Looks like it’s time to go back to school: