Deep Throat Times A Million
I’ve drunkenly taken home some incredible sword swallowers from my local dive bar over the years, but they’re amateur hour compared to this. An Australian freak show performer named the Space Cowboy has broken his own world record by swallowing 18 razor-sharp swords during a recent outdoor performance in Sydney.
The Cowboy does a whole truckload full of tricks, including knife throwing, levitation, and — my personal fave — juggling a battle-axe, a jungle machete and a butcher’s knife while sitting blindfolded on a 10-foot unicycle. But sword swallowing is his, umm, bread and butter, so watch a video of his record-breaking stunt here. I wonder what the world record is for most number of cocks in one mouth at the same time?