Everybody knows drinking and smoking is dangerous — inebriated car crashes, lung cancer, liver disease — but how’s this for a deadly combination? A Garden Stater (only in New Jersey, right?) tragically died last week after dropping a cigarette in his lap — instantly igniting vodka he had previously spilled on himself. The 40-year-old man then passed out, only calling 911 after waking up six hours later. Police had to bash down the dude’s door before rushing him to the hospital, where he died within hours from third-degree burns over his entire body.

I’ll admit, something doesn’t add up here — it this even possible?! —