I missed this one when it hit the papers a few weeks ago, but it’s certainly worth repeating. A teenager in northern England has gained the attention of people flying above his parents’ house — and much of the rest of the newspaper-reading world — by painting a giant, 60-foot penis on the roof of the million-dollar manor. Eighteen-year-old Rory McInnes put down the monstrous cock more than a year ago in an attempt to entertain people perusing Google Earth, but apparenly the prank went unnoticed for more than a year. Which is kinda fucking ridiculous, considering what it looks like:

By the way, our friend Rory’s little plan didn’t work: it didn’t make it on Google Earth.