Who says the economy is fucked? Here are some totally random things I would totally buy off eBay right now if I was high . . . which I’m totally not . . . cause hey I totally can’t afford to get fucked up right now! Check this shit out:

–That blonde-haired, blue-eyed Southern boy Davis from the The Real World: Denver is dropping his autographed Speedo from The Duel 2 on eBay for a mere $2,025!

— Why drop a couple hundred bucks on a hooker for the night when you can get pounded over and over forever by the
Stockade Rear Penetration Machine with a winning bid of just $825?!

— Take a sip out of this Totally Funny Penis Shot Glass! (after the jump)

— What the fuck would I do with this Custom 25-foot Inflatable Wizard with Blower from Jiangsu Province, China?

Open a magical fucking Chrysler dealership, duh!

— Authentic Haunted Gypsy Triple-Sex Wiccan Witch Ring from aunt Zsofika: $55.05.
Wiccan Gypsy Witch Threesome: Priceless!